How to get a dildo weapon (dick) in Cyberpunk 2077

We tell you where to find a dildo in Cyberpunk 2077 used as a weapon. Why not whip pesky enemies with a giant dildo?

The dildo weapon is called "Ser John Fallastif" - a reference to Sir John Falstaff, a depraved knight from several of Shakespeare's plays. It belongs to the category of iconic weapons, which means that you can improve it throughout the game.

Luckily for your enemies, hitting with a dildo deals low damage. Ideal if you need to hit the enemy, but not kill. There are several perks that will enhance weapons. Look for them in the "Street Fight" branch. The version we found had 313.5 DPS and an empty melee mod slot.

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Where to find dildos in Cyberpunk 2077

You can get a dildo through Meredith Stout. The meeting with her will take place during the mission "The overthrow into the Maelstrom". If you pay Royce with a virus chip and then p?Finish everyone, then after the task she will send you a flirtatious message that activates the quest Venus in Furs. She will ask to meet her at the motel where the sex scene will be available and after the romance is over you will find that she has left "Ser John". A sort of gift from a depraved woman. After equipping the weapon, you will notice that the phallus makes a low, sustained buzz that gets louder as you swing it in the air. After all, it's a vibrator!